The Committee on Unacceptable Tardiness

Established in 1987 to investigate and regulate excessive procrastination and tardy behavior among the general population. Our mission is to ensure that citizens arrive on time, but let's be real, that's just not happening.

Chairman: Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, Ph.D. in Extreme Tardiness

Subcommittees:

• The Chronic Lateness Subcommittee
• The Overstaying Subcommittee
• The Lateness as a Human Right Subcommittee

Current Cases:

We are currently investigating the following cases:

• John Doe, who showed up 30 minutes late to his own birthday party.
• Jane Smith, who took a 3-hour lunch and is now 45 minutes behind schedule.

If you are a victim of unacceptable tardiness, contact us at contact@tardiness.gov to report your case.